Mr. Bones

“There must be some mistake.”

“I’m sorry, is there something wrong with the Implement?”

Well, I mean, look at it!”

“What about it?”

“It’s got a skull on the top!”

“I still don’t see the problem here.”

“With scary red eyes! It looks evil! And its name is Shroudweaver. Aren’t we supposed to be the good guys?”

“Listen, I don’t make the Implements. This is what you were assigned. From the records it says it is incredibly powerful. I am not authorized to issue a new one just because you don’t like the way it looks.”

“There isn’t anything I can do?”

“Well, I can allow you to register an alternate name for the Implement while you are the bearer.”

“Fine. I’ve got just the thing…”

Material: Birch Burl

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